I was in an er once, and the people in the next bed were talking about weird sex stuff, and I AM STILL SCARED DUDE IT WAS HORRIBLE.

WHAT HOLY SHIT MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

Danskin yoga pants that I get at walmart, and a sports bra that is literally the best thing ever I got from amazon.

Man, all the virgin bashing is really horrible. It shocks me how nasty some of these comments are!

I am so sick of having to defend homeschooling. NOT EVERYONE IS CRAZY. I was home schooled because I was sick, and when I got better, I was just doing so much better my mom kept homeschooling me.

I just paid $634 because this outside cat that’s been hanging around lately got in a fight and had a chunk missing of his back.

I could never place my finger on it, but gaby always pissed me off for some reason. I guess this is the reason

Also her cats are super cute.

Who lost weight and is now smoking hot.

Fun little fact, it grows on the walls in hospitals.

Why do rich people have such shitty tattoos?! It seems to be such a common problem

So I should submit the time my dad’s mom decided to have a family thanksgiving on saturday, but since she doesn’t like turkey, decided to make baked ziti.

Did you hear that Don, who was supposed to be working at lenscrafters at the time, but a different location then normal, might not have been working there, since the manager was his mother, and the other manager was his I think, mom’s bf?

I keep replying river lea

My brain went ugggggh ugggggh I feel sick. I need more wine.

I really hate this extreme contour trend. It honestly looks terrible

I found Ursula knee high socks at five and below the other week, and the second I got home, I put them on and started singing that song.

I thought he was so weird looking. Then I watched sherlock and it was like oh I get it.

Yup, it was horrible, SO MUCH SEX. Which is just mortifying with your parents in the room.

The morning spoilers are the best. Do you know of any other sites like io9?