Yep, me too. You morons deserve to be left by the side of the road, just like your dad threatened to for kicking the back of his seat for five hundred miles. You wouldn’t listen.

I also think she has a friend board in her office. Like with headshots of all the people she’s considering. And she has a little bio and pro/con list under each of their pictures and she just considers it.

Hollywood is especially tough on our Asian American actors and actresses. It’s really unfair.

I mean...this is a man who gets 30 rock residuals plus a fuckton of other money

I’ve been out of SAG long enough to have no idea what scale is anymore, but I’d guess $1,400 bucks would be about it. In other words, he’s doing this for the minimum possible payment the union will allow, not something a star like Baldwin often does.

I think it can be a very effective way of defining Trump through the eyes of the uniformed public. Last week they showed Tillerson and Putin with Trump and they were discussing oil drilling and lifting the sanctions. Once SNL constantly shows Trump as a lackey of Putin; a know nothing; incompetent; stupid; childish;…

Funny thing is that Alec’s character on 30 Rock is literally what Donald Trump thinks he is/wishes he could be.

THIS ^^^^^

I know in Hawaii they refrigerate pretty much everything, like bread and jam, because the humidity makes things go bad REALLY quickly. Plus, the ants.

Could anything be more representative of the next four years?

I couldn’t have written a better profile of my image of an average Trump voter if I tried

Threats need to be taken seriously but I’m not sure how much of a threat this woman is.

So Obama can take our guns.

Here is the world’s tiniest violin playing in tribute to your tears.

In retrospect, it was this that should have told us that Donald Trump would be president.

I raise my own chickens and can say that as long as the eggs are unwashed you can store them unrefrigerated for a few weeks and refrigerated considerably longer. As long as the coop and egg boxes are kept clean, you’re not going to have any issues, particularly if there are no roosters in the flock.

The likelihood of contracting salmonella from a neighbor’s coop-raised chickens or their eggs is almost nil. As long as they’re properly fed and not neglected, eggs from a coop chicken can be kept out of the refrigerator unless whoever has provided you with them has already washed them. Make sure to give them a gentle…

1. Will I ever afford retirement or will I work until I’m dead? The odds are pretty good that we’ll all be dead within a decade.

When they saw the crowd, they should have brie-xited the cheese market like it was the E.U.