frozenbanana
frozenbanana
frozenbanana

Stop taking Putin’s money and stop hiring Putin’s friends and stop apologizing for Putin’s behavior.

That is a good question. I’m not knowledgeable enough to be able to make any grand predictions. I’d assume he wants to annex more territory without reprisal. That’s why I’m so pissed off about Tillerson as Secretary of State.

Its really fucking frightening. What do you think is his intended next step?

Minister Sergey Lavrov said that Russia is “fed up” with U.S. calls for a ceasefire. “We are tired of hearing this whining from our American colleagues in the current administration that we need to immediately halt military action,” he told reporters, implicitly framing the next administration as one that may be

Why would they file a motion? They can just cast their votes for Clinton, and pay whatever fines they may accrue using a Kickstarter. I’ll contribute!

I love your mom and wish to subscribe to her newsletter, plz. That sounds like really wonderful and compassionate parenting.

I teared up a bit reading that. I love your mom

No kids, but I grew up poor- and I looked forward to Christmas because my mom went out of her way to make it an experience. She would find all the free holiday events in the area and take us and buy small gifts for a dollar or less and do our own 12 days of Christmas. She’d make popcorn and we’d watch a different

My kids are super hyped about the family vacation that is their main holiday gift. Shrug. The gifts they get to unwrap are things for the trip and books.

You could just adopt me.

No kids, but I always wondered if I could get my future kids super hyped about traveling/experiences so that for Christmas I could essentially gift them our summer vacation or some other trip that isn’t typically considered a “gift”. SANTA GOT YOU A TRIP TO CHILE AND A WINDBREAKER, WHICH YOU WILL NEED FOR SAID TRIP TO

The more stressed out people are, the more they want to see escapist stuff in the theaters.

Reality ended when the word “literally” was officially redefined as meaning both “literally” and “figuratively”.

Wait, can we talk about how this season may have more minorities than ever before? I can’t decide if that’s a win though...

Oh my god, they all love Titanic?

i hope the nice one wins.

Sofia and the Satanic Temple need to get together on this one. Fuck Nick Loeb.

Here’s an idea...

There’s a Behind the Oven’s story about a trucker with a big white beard in a red muscle shirt, who upon pulling over at a certain truck stop for some food was accosted by a little girl who was positive he was Santa on summer vacation.

I don’t hate white people (people are people, after all) but I hate the construct of whiteness that leads (many) people who look like me to have feelings of entitlement. Personally I don’t feel I’m any more entitled to food, shelter, or basic human dignity than a Syrian refugee, but because of the way history has