That legitimately made me LOL. OF COURSE it is Sasha.

What part of “legal” don’t you get?

Satan’s plan, apparently:

Satan sounds like a pretty cool guy.

that makes me so happy

It’s been 5 minutes since I’ve found it & I have still not moved my eyes from the screen, and I’m still giggling like an maniacal teenage girl

I discovered something truly beautiful while I was searching for the above gifs :

Sorry it took so long. We wanted to watch the whole thing and make sure we got it right.

So add Reese Witherspoon to the list of people profiting off an old lady’s dementia.

Those cheese fries are Freedom Fries, right?

They weren’t strangled at birth.

I may be biased, because I have a Chihuahua and Maine Coon who love each other!

And then there are her strongly held feminist beliefs interpreting and dictating how other women and girls should practice their cultural and religious norms. Fuck off, sanctimonious lady.

Cat/dog har removal PRO-TIP on furniture! Slowly swipe a damp sponge (a sponge you use to clean dishes, sponge side down) on chairs and couches covered in hair! They become hair magnets and group the hair on the bottom of the sponge for easy and quick removal!

OH, BUT MY TAMPONS WILL LOOK SO CUTE IN THIS BAG.

Call me when we’re talking about something important. Like shoes.

They really are, but if I’d known about this when it happened I still would’ve tried to buy 10 to set up my own ebay side hustle.

I’LL SAY IT. The bags are ugly. Bye.