I’ll Debbie Downer this competition real fast.

“WERE YOU RAISED IN A GODDAMN K-MART?!” is my new go-to.

Google image has some real weird stuff when you search for manatees.

Homie, where did I use the word “all”?

I was really disappointed when Kelly Evans apologized for asking legit questions, while Paul Rand was shushing her. I think all women intending to interview Paul Rand in the future need to take a page from this bad ass.

She’s right about this- most of us have forgotten what it’s like to be that age, and we don’t have a lot of patience for all the emotions that young people are going through.

After that post I went out and got a ton of First Aid Beauty skincare stuff and HOLY SHIT. The difference is amazing. I was using Lush before and I can't get over how clean my face feels. My pores are nearly gone, all redness has disappeared. I feel like a porcelain statue of loveliness. So thank you, anonymous…

I know a lot about men. I took to studying them so I could get the best of the best, which is reflected in my husbands profession.

Good for you. We’re all proud.

NO. YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE.

Love her!

Excuse me, Mr. Finger. I don’t know what you have against mini-bottles but they are not trash.

for any guys that can't "figure it out", I have 3 words for them- Hitachi Magic Wand.

I made the declaration that I would not give a BJ until I was in a committed relationship with a guy that makes a solid effort to get me off every time we have any kind of sexual encounter. This promise to myself has led me to an amazing man who both genuinely cares that I orgasm and actually THANKS me (like "I want…

I am so glad I haven't had this experience. Almost all of my partners have loved eating me out and I'm just not that into it, but they were happy to do it! And even frustrated that I wasn't into it! I prefer fingering and the one guy who didn't want to do that was kicked to the curb FAST. Where are all these douchy…

They don't fuck because she has vowed to not have intercourse until she's in a committed relationship.

Ugh, I hate boys like that. Like, do you want me to vomit on your dick? Then stop. Also, I could bite it off so maybe you should let me be in control for a minute.

"The point being: whatever any couple negotiates in good faith is their business. The whole thing sheds light on how oral sex is often seen as obligatory for the woman to give, and generous for the man to give; in any arrangement where the man is willing to eat pussy every time, this usually just means both people get…