I don’t know but I am confused as to how my dog can injest goose poop like a pro but something like grapes would be toxic to her. I mean, I’m not purposely feeding her either but I do find it curious.

I feel weird about really wanting to bang the Cat in the Hat.

Yay ok thank you.

Thank you.

What’s great about this is that I’m supposed to go to Bend on Monday for two weeks. Please make me less scared, Internet smarties. (P.s. will be giving my dog her flea and tick medicine early/before we go)

Definitely. That is definitely a thing.

That’s a pretty great dream. Also, did you know there is such a thing as roller-coaster camp? It’s true. Everyday you just go to a different amusement parks. Sadly, you can’t attend after the age of 16 and I assume it’s expensive as fuck.

Tell me everything! I’m still her #1 fan!

I had the front of the CEREAL BOX that Kristy Yamaguchi was on tumbtacked to my wall. So, yeah.

Pics!

Whhhaaattttt? Do we have the same dog? Do we have the same dad? This is just like sister-sister!

I totally would have been your friend. We could have sat in our father’s cars and talked on the phone.

“No purpose other than to be a celebrity?” Didn’t she just organize a very successful and empowering slutwalk?

THE CAR PHONE! I though my dad was the President of Everything because he had a car phone. Turns out, he was just a guy with enough money for a car phone.

Um, I love her now

Always. Always.

I feel bad for your sis, she’s missing out. Farting is so fun and it feels good, too!

And I thank you for that. Some of my patrons are not so modest..

We librarians are still patient and long suffering. Now it just involves explaining to patrons that we don’t know their AOL (!) password and no, the My Documents folder on the public computer does not contain the items from their home computer’s My Documents folder.