Thanks, Obama!

Nowhere. You said that nowhere.

I’m looking forward to the Hardy/Iglesias Bloody Drone Spatter Collection.

C.A. pinkham, are you my funnier, more articulate half? Get outta my head!

“The jerk-off motion I’d like to make right now would influence tides, so be glad my arm is not long enough to execute it.” best thing I’ve heard all week

He sounds like a peach

I’m not Kris fan (who is?) but I totally agree with this. She’s in a tough position and has every right to her feelings—that doesn’t mean Bruce is doing something wrong or bad, they are not. But it’s a difficult situation for both of them, I imagine.

Yeah. I’m ok with this show not being a part of my life.

Gosh. He is SO SMRT!

^^ real talk.

Glad to see you’ve got your priorities straight, Woody.

I think you mean UNFORTUNATELY it’s not channing tatum’s bag of dildos

I would get a deep tissue massage every goddamn day. By channing tatum. In a rave shower...oh, fuck it just get me the lube

Does that make Kylie Pooh or Christopher Robin?

Why is she wearing Oscar the Grouch as a coat?

Tyga?

Grown ups are stupid.

Oh I missed the last line of your post, so I essentially just repeated you. my B. Long day.

Sounds like there is: the “emotionally naked” option, whatever that is.

I had officially no feelings about Charlotte Church before this but now I’m solidly in the (Charlotte) Church camp.