Do we know why the local judge recused himself?

Me three! Me three!

Yeah, Oberlin Confessional sucked. I got really sick in between my junior and senior years at Oberlin and ended up having two surgeries on my colon. I was finally strong enough to come back to school for the second semester my senior year. I had always been thin but after the surgeries I was even thinner than usual.…

YES. It's like saying something isn't wrong unless it's illegal. There are these pesky little things called morals that some people have...

Man, you stole (or foresaw!) my line!

am i supposed to know who these people are? if this is what being old/out of it is like, i will take it.

makeoneforpuppiesmakeoneofpuppiesmakeoneforpuppies!!!

pretty much because he's a former POW, old, and white. That's like the GOP's wet dream—regardless of whatever comes out of his mouth.

I would really like him to leave Susan Rice alone.

Agreed. "Where'd You Go, Bernadette" (also in the background) is also fantastic.

This is honestly my wet dream...

Lena Dunham is getting 3.5 million dollars to write the 50 Shades of Grey screenplay?!

I, too, think Wonder Woman should be President (Hillz 2016!) and that there should be no cigaretting.

i try...

agreed.

amiright??

If by "hardly a real thing" you mean "not a real thing."

I really don't understand why people are hating on Palmer for doing this. I don't know exactly what happened with Badu and the Flaming Lips, but why should Palmer refrain from doing something simply because another woman felt exploited in the same (or similar) situation? There are many situations in which I would feel…

douche

Just when I think I could not possibly love her anymore than I already do...she gets more awesome. I know this is creepy, but—Rach, can we just be best friends and hang out all the time? I sort of think we're meant to be....