You just gave me a great idea

What is it like, soaring so far above the rabble while also being inside of your own ass?

Who knew Jezebel had so many bootlicker commenters.

The Shivering Truth is cool.

INSTAGRAM DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

“grool” are you aware what that word means in porn parlance?

Did Jezebel report on Rose McGowan accusing Alexander Payne of statutory rape a few days ago? I can’t seem to find it and it’s a strange omission to me. 

ChiChi deserved a full article.

Y’know what actually stopped that whole petty trade war? Our dipshit president not understanding that those regulations would negatively affect some of the same billionaire CEOs of those aforementioned companies that donate to his campaigns. The ESA didn’t stop shit, the realization that it all would have cost HIM…

kill yourself

I read your first comment, thought “huh, there’s no way they’re going to respond to the substance of anyone’s arguments, and is going to devolve into bullshit.” I was right! Go me. 

it's bizarre.

Have you considered the fact that K might be acting out in class BECAUSE her mother hits her? If her mother’s hitting her because that’s the only form of punishment she knows, she’s not going to have learned anything from that. 

You don’t do anything to the child. That’s punitive, and only results in deep seated resentment. Just ask my dad what happened to him the day he hit me but I overpowered him. (Magically, I outgrew spanking that day!)

Remember when you defended raping drunk girls

atleast Cordon’s shtick has the assholeness out in front, like its part of his “character” (there’s a certrain mata-ness to cordon if you watch some of his earlier works before he moved the the US), Ellen 100% tries to hide it.

My 2-year-old LOVES to catch his Pokemon. I have to admit that I was skeptical because if you just listen to the idea, it sounds like the dumbest thing ever. Then you try it and it actually seems to work. It’s kind of ridiculous how much of a difference this simple app makes in getting a kid to want to brush their…

The fact that you have to fill that all out at all is the fault of companies like that - the IRS should send out what they think we all owe, and then let us enter any exceptions they missed, but that would eliminate the need for products like this, so they lobby to keep tax law as complicated an confusing as…

No but literally what are you saying? What are you accusing the writer of? Should they have dragged Gia more? Less? What exactly are you after here?

Carson dug up some of Mr. Furley’s best finery for the SheMZ bit. It made me want to head on down to the Regal Beagle.