okay this comment really slayed me because I never put it together. I’m imagining her tattooing someone and pausing to uncritically share a David Avocado Wolfe meme with a big scary needle on it.

This dummy is finally canceled, and I can’t help but wonder* how she would fare if she had dated that nazi in 2017/2018 instead of 2010/2011. Her list of offenses is pretty long, with all her Jeffree Star drama and her abysmal Divine palette that did no justice to an icon. CANCELLED.

The judges were watching a different runway, is all I can conclude. This was the most baffling conclusion to an RPDR episode. IMO, Asia > Eureka > Cracker > Kameron > Aquaria, no one will agree with me but that’s okay.

I’m a Millennial (hold your tomatoes until the end please) so I grew up with Roseanne as a sort of TV surrogate mom. Since my real mom died a few years ago I really appreciate Roseanne filling up the maternal disappointment quota in her absence. It’s absolutely true that she’s always been shitty though, and nothing…

If the hot felon starts starring in really annoying Burger King commercials after this I blame you

You are propping up the broken system you whine so much about simply by going to restaurants. Also, the amount of bodily fluids you must have consumed by now has to be off the charts. (You’ve typed a few times in here that “no one has ever been able” to explain the concept of tipping to you, but I have already seen…

this exactly. “people with BPD are crazy and they love me!” is such a self-own when you really think about it

I’m naming my first child Gecky and you can’t stop me

That makes sense, thanks. I only have myself to blame for setting my DVR according to what I read in the throwaway comments of reviews.

Wait, last week’s Drag Race review says there isn’t one this week ???

My mother (17 when I was born in 1990) loved Pearl Jam as far back as I can remember. She went to see them at Lollapalooza, pulled out a lock of Eddie Vedder’s hair, and lost her car in the mud. She quite earnestly told me my whole childhood that Eddie Vedder was my real dad.

“Toy” is a great pop song so I’m inclined to believe you don’t have ears but you like the Czech song so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

fuck man you didn’t have to kill him

And people thinking it’s okay to assume all Asian women are docile, exotic flowers because they want to fuck them.

Thanks for this, I read his book ‘Killing and Dying’ recently but had never heard of that cartoon.

You’re misunderstanding. They want to check in to, say, Sherlock Gnomes, pay with Moviepass for a ticket to Sherlock Gnomes, but then just enter the theater for Infinity War. They’d still have a ticket for the movie that Moviepass thinks they saw.

Keep fucking that chicken

She looks like Lauryn Hill here and I love love love it

Admitting you were mistaken on the internet is rare, you’ll get no ridicule from me. Cheers man :)