Ed Sheeran. Your move.

You disagree with the fact that Stephon Clark was innocent, because he may or may not have pointed a cell phone at a cop? A white cell phone resembles a gun?

It might be an adblocker, I have to disable uBlock to see embedded tweets on Kinja for whatever reason, if I leave it on all I see is the first 1/10 of the image. 

I lived in Madison County for 13 years and never heard this, thanks for this gift I will repeat to my father-in-law who is always very impressed by local anecdotes. This will be better than the time I told him the founder of Twitter used to live there.

No kidding, it’s like if Zack Snyder and Wes Anderson were fused into one unspeakable color palette.

I just moved here, what (if any) local stations are any good? I don’t watch local news but I like to have a local news app on my phone. I have KING5 right now and it seems okay but I hate that I can’t control what notifications I get, it’s all or nothing.

Honestly I just use regular cartridges and batteries because I don’t want to get tied down to a specific brand. I’ve been tempted though, when the only cartridge in a store in the strain I want is a Pax Era pod...

Look up the Pax Era, looks just like this and works pretty much the same.

Are you from 2013 or so? Now it’s forbidden to like her. Look around at the other comments, you’ll see what I mean. The OP said as much.

I can’t wait to see a version of this comment in a few years with JLaw being the one described as getting an unfair shake and the new fallen It Girl being the target of derision.

I wholeheartedly agree. One need look no further than “the fappening” which was a horrible violation and frankly would’ve sent me running to a convent purely so I never have to see another human being who knows who I am. This is never mentioned in the whole #metoo conversation and on the other post about her and her…

can someone please tell me why this dingus is ungreyed? explain yourselves. who is starring him.

literally what

Lesbians don’t gradually decide they want dick if they have a dick-shaped thing penetrate them.

fuck I laughed so hard at this, now I WISH Sean Connery would strike me so I could tear his arms off

It says he fled on foot, the lines clearly indicate moving at a high speed

thanks, that’s what I’m naming my next build-a-bear