They got their certificate for Advanced Cognitive Gymnastics from Kellyanne’s Kareer Kollege.

public servants who don’t believe its their job to serve the public - thanks donald.

I had a boyfriend in high school too. We even went to the prom together. He sent a lovely card when my wife and I got married, and I just sent a gift to welcome the new baby he and his husband are expecting this winter.

She’s still superhuman. When I fall off the beam, I don’t get any Olympic medals. I just get a concussion, 2 weeks off work, and a stern warning not to get too drunk around park benches.

fuck off

Fuck. This. Motherfucker. With. A. Cactus.

This is why I can’t even begin to believe the argument, “We didn’t have the money.” You do have the money. You just don’t want to spend it on poor black people.

Story time: I dated a guy in college who’s father was very much against us dating. He refused to meet me and at the time it really hurt my feelings. Later that summer my then-boyfriend was cleaning the basement to make space for comic books his mother wanted out of her garage and stumbled onto a HUGE cache of “Ebony”…

“Why can’t women just be direct and honest if they don’t want to go out with you?!”

Boy do I hate being a man right about now...we are assholes and murderers...

Why do you think we haven’t had a woman as president yet?” First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton asked her guest over their lunch at the White House in 1995.

Reading you comment was raising my blood pressure too. Absolutely right. She has all the money to take care of any mental health issue. She sounds like he was some let-down abandoned homeless veteran who fought for the country and whom Obama personally kicked out of his foreclosed home.

Beyond any of that, he is from an incredibly privileged family who can afford all the medical care he may need. She is just spouting bullshit and excusing his behavior by literally saying that because of perceived disrepect from the commander in chief, he had to beat and hold his girlfriend at gunpoint.

Also one for REALLY MAKING SURE to not rush into any wars.

She sounds like she’s making a pretty solid argument for veterans to be denied access to guns.

You know, maybe your son is.... I dunno..... an asshole?