"Are they charging bail by the pound now?"

This was the 16th episode he was in.

I started playing Don't Starve. It's so much fun, I love roguelikes, but playing them makes me sad because there are so few them I haven't already touched. After I'm done with Don't Starve, I'll have no more to play until Darkest Dungeon comes out.

The best 'kind' of correct.

I hate how in Skyrim you can't kill children. Walking past all of those dumb little mothefuckers without setting them on fire was just unfair.

Otto should have been Poochie.

My Skullcandy headphones that I bought three years ago for $35 are way better than any Beats headphones' I've tried.

I loved Time Machine.

I want Yoruichi to be my cat.

If you like Destiny, clearly you're on drugs.

"Bender, baby, we love you."
"Shut up, baby, I know it."

"Bert? You're scaring me, Bert!"

Back when Family Guy wasn't terrible, I loved that Diff'rent Strokes joke.
"Now kids, I want you to scream real loud into my ass."

You actually think they get all of the total gross? A studio is going to at best get about half of a film's box-office gross. American film studios generally get 55% of the the box office revenue in America only, in most other countries it's generally around 40%.

The one thing that really made me laugh was the music that kept playing every time he got inspired.

Waiting for The Royal Rumble, desperately hoping that The Undertaker shows up and plants the seeds for a match with Sting, though I know it will never happen.

Wait, there's a 'new' Mexico?

Plus, their version of Raven is the greatest character in the history of mankind.

I think one of the worst moments in Simpsons history is the episode where Homer wins the lottery, where he goes to buy the ticket and Apu greets him but then Homer says "No time to pretend we're friends."
I can't watch that without thinking of how it completely disrespects the relationship they built in this episode.

"Marge, could you pass me a donut?"
"What's a donut?"
"Ahhhhh! Ahhh! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"