NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

Went to Oregon, not very good, now facing legal trouble?
Welcome to the Forty Niners, Josh Huff!

The Walt Whitman Bridge seems like the ideal place to be caught with a few leaves of grass.

Leave it to the Bears to win a game that only pushes them further out of good draft position and simultaneously gives the Packers a better shot at winning the division lol...

A tie and some unprovoked hooliganism instantly made American football popular in England.

I only scored one TD in high school. It was pretty great.

Not if Dan Haren is throwing life at you.

“Hey...why dont we play that Hackensack kid or Tom Petty?”

As a Jets fan, the only comfort I have is that I’m not a Browns fan.

You realize, I assume, that when you use “son” people automatically want to punch you, right?

I know that this doesn’t mean anything but the schedule has been straight brutal for the Jets. What it could mean is that they start figuring out something once they stop playing good teams and wait, could it be? Another draft pick that’s too low to make a big difference? Another QB prospect that will flame out? It’s…

Maybe if you guys didn’t have that pizza stone in your deals section, Eddie would be at his lower playing weight.

There goes all hope for a Kobe-like MVP season for Rose.

That pitch was brilliant and anybody who says Beltran choked is an idiot. 12-6 curve on the outside is a tall order for a hitter.

“If it’s old enough to bleed...” -Curt Schilling

“I bet that’s not real blood.”

“very drunk Bills fan” - no need to repeat yourself, sir

As this was a game that made me angry for so many reasons, I was almost disgusted when the announcing team started pitching the vote for the new stadium and complaining what a shame it would be for San Diego not have a stadium.It did, however, lead to a great moment which I feel need to confirm as it felt so insane.