Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

If only there were some well-known precedent for why you don’t throw the ball in this situation...

BREAKING: Outsider Who Will Not Examine Actual Facts Thinks Back-Breaking Stadium Deal Was Great For City He Doesn’t Live In

The Blue Cross Comedy Tour isn’t so funny.

Counterpoint:

We’re getting close to The Longest Yard 2: 2006-2008 Florida Gators.

Sexual assault of a minor involving a Leak. It is R-Kelly all over again.

I’m still stunned every time someone says they eat Subway.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

Counterpoint: No.

I measure in “glugs”.

I measure in “glugs”.

Well, there goes the Browns Super Bowl hopes. 

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

My wife mocked the quad box last weekend. “It’s just four boxes it’s not that cool!” Divorced her immediately.

“Umm, Two Leppos?”

Gamecocks helmet

As a Bills fan all I can say is what an embarrassment.

Probably gonna be an unpopular opinion, but if the plaintiffs are using Doe’s past as a defense, then it should also be fair game to the defendants.

Then explain all the murder in the documentary I saw about John Wick.

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.