A Cleveland Browns fan getting betrayed and abused by the thing he loves should hardly be newsworthy at this point, Samer.

See? A man professing his love for another man IS a distraction. QED.

Johnny Manziel basically Pennington'd his way into the first round. He got by throwing duck passes in college because he had manchild Mike Evans just owning people on the other end, the same way Pennington had Moss.

There are many other options at your disposal, like running the ball! That seems okay. And play action!

"Fuck the fade route."

Why didn't you stop the interview by biting his dick off?

Best. Beej Face. Ever.

"That's the tenacity that gets you into the European leagues!"

I guess when it comes to a black person trusting police, it really does take a leap of faith.

In a way, this really has been a banner season for the Jets.

"you have to work like 10 straight nights..you're always dropping your hard earned cash on lozenges for your sore throat, and you rarely get a chance to really show some talent"

"I don't want to play woth Kobe either."

That Superman costume sucks a dick. Those cheapskates even make you buy your own wheelchair.

I believe you mean . . . "which Van Gundy."

You're both wrong. A scrub is a guy who can't get no love from me.

Why is there no color in the legend for "7th Circle of Hell" to find the Jets fans?

The teammates may have a point. If Wilson were blacker, he wouldn't have won the Super Bowl.

Pete Carroll could not be reached for comment, despite several requests made through the comments section of infowars.com.

Make the calls....fine. But remove the automatic first downs with these 5 yard penalties. Refs are controlling the game too much. 3rd and 27? Throw long and hope for a holding call to extend the drive.

I always knew Floyd Mayweather beat women.