Always smart to be safe when producing one of these videos. Thankfully the Eagles removed the fans from their seats before the thunder clap.

[challenges #blacksunday hashtag to fight]

Step 1: tell everyone you're training for a marathon

He's just setting himself up for another drug test as he's obviously...tripping balls.

I mean, I can't really blame Garcon here. Most wide-outs in the league absolutely dread this lock-down corner.

Joe? Mr. Namath? Sir, that's a fish tank. The game's on this screen over here.

I dunno, they sort of played like #2.

Underrated in this was the camera man at :50 who was going in for the honey shot thinking the play was surely over.

I come to Deadspin for informative and hilarious commentary and articles. I don't come to Deadspin to listen to some homer write an article with a bs title and whiny complaints. Bad calls went both ways. Oregon is not the #2 team in football.

More interesting would be a ranking of NFL Blitz plays.

Something tells me you won't receive an answer to this in your "tips@deadspin.com" email account.

I like it. And then when she inevitably has the third one removed, she can start calling them "TLC".

motion to include "sweater puppies"

Eric Berry: [reflexively expunges all traces of THC from his body]

[tentatively raises hand]

Everyone's entitled to their two cents in the food business , except LeSean McCoy's servers.

Someone tried:

Nice to see Derek Jeter is no longer unemployed.

But it's still fun to see whether saber websites or Vegas odds were more accurate