I've been seeing less and less pink every year since I left college.

If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

Not sure what Ward's family is allegedly due... guy made himself a candidate for a Darwin Award the minute he stepped out of that car and started going after high-velocity heavy death machines just because he was mad.

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

"You're really trying to get me fired, aren't you?"

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

I probably haven't had sex more in my life more times than I've wacked it for just a 3 month period when I was 18..and I'm 44 now and had steady wife/gf since I was 21. It isn't even close if you look at my entire life.

I'm glad Hester pulled off a rushing TD, and I'm curious if he can do the same against an NFL team later this season.

Crap - the one night I opt out of watching the Yankees game.

Wrong side of the commonwealth. Eastern PA is Yuengling country, western PA drinks IC Lite, which is just fermented steel mill runoff.

Alcohol taking a stand against domestic violence and child abuse?

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

I don't understand why you wouldn't want to get these kinds of messages, ladies. Sometimes you have to wait months or even years to find out you've been dating an asshole, but these guys just let you know right away. It's practically a public service!

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

He said "culpability". The NFL fucking hates that word.

Why study Tropicana? Can't you just wait for it to land between the 30,000 empty seats and pick it up at your leisure?

I know this is an article about why the Jets suck, but I feel like this raw hot dog eating out of a clear garbage bag event should happen at every NFL stadium.

3) A guy eating raw hot dogs out of a clear garbage bag with people around him chanting, "M-E-A-T-MEAT-MEAT-MEAT!"

The Gators earned most of their off the field points for getting rid of Urban Meyer.

I love these kinds of articles. Short, straightforward, interesting. Good work.