2014 NFL PR Campaign Slogan: You can hit your wife, just don't hit that bong.

As anyone who went to school in NC knows, the only real academic fraud in the state is a degree from ECU.

Hey, you do what you have to do if you wanna pledge at CTE.

Why Your Team Sucks: 2014 Manchester United

<Charlie Weis examines chart>

Actually, Timothy, I had not heard that joke. Maybe you need to take a closer look at the kind of people you've been hanging out with.

Good thing for Mark Sanchez, he's likely to ride the bench anywhere he plays, so he's got that going for him.

"WOULD LOVE A CALL FROM THE RAMIS!"

I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but I really feel like this confirms all our worst fears. Something incredibly bad must have happened to make a cornerback miss a chance to play against Eli Manning.

Lorenzo Neal was fucking great though.

His knee looked more out of place than a black guy at a Kenny Chesney concert

If you're a guy who gets hurt easily, you need to find another activity where there's not contact involved."

Ahem, it's a Banana Republic sweater. TAKE THAT.

Two things I'm curious about:

Seen any good .GIFs lately?

Genital warts has a better chance of slowing down Sammy Watkins.

To be fair, who the fuck has heard of a Lew Toller?

but there's a lot of people who watch golf at the elite level that don't play golf, unfortunately."

Fuck you, nerd.

Show me something he doesn't spin.