Of all the places I would prefer to spend my time, a small pool used by hundreds of Floridians in an NFL stadium is pretty low on the list.

I can't decide if that is seriously the name of the book, and I am too scared to search for it, or the guy's name, because I am 99% sure I will get fired.

Assuming he signed the policy, this should actually increase Winston's draft stock as it proves he can actually read coverage.

"Aww, thanks Justin! This will go well with the gift basket I got from Jeter this morning."

Don't hate on the Coors, hippy boy

BREAKING: The Philadelphia Flyers just signed this goalie to a 7 year, $32M contract (with a limited no trade clause).

Yeah, it was so much better for the players back when there was no CBA or agents and players didn't understand the contracts they were signing and star players had to supplement their playing income by selling cars or working other jobs during the offseason. Damn agents and attorneys, coming along and fucking…

Tell me more. - Greg Oden

"There is absolutely nothing that I did with my feet that I cannot do now."

Bud Adams is Yuengling?

Dustin could be seen combing the grass after he heard someone had dropped a large rock in the rough. Alas, he misunderstood the patron, to his dismay.

"Well hell, if I knew that was a way to get rid of a diamond ring I'd have had a lot less trouble."

Hunter Pence never beat Ocarina of Time, but acts like he did.

I wish that email had a face, so that I could punch it.

Stephen A Smith blames Paulina for provoking DJ

PLEASE let it be Elin Woods and Amy Mickelson.

Dating one of the hottest women in the world, having an affair with a golfers wife (who are also notoriously hot), doing enough drugs to fail a drug test, playing golf for a living and getting paid millions. Its tough to feel sorry for the guy.

Caught in bed with a dude who was dustin his johnson?