A good general rule is, if you call your watch a chronograph, you're probably an asshole.

"Coaches having to suffer through the embarrassment of wearing a knockoff watch puts going to bed hungry in perspective, doesn't it?" - Mark Emmert

They play the World Cup in the middle of the MLS season and it didnt seem to have an effect on the level of play there, so I don't see the difference...

Darn. If only Chris Kluwe had played the other football, we'd... get a summary...

Qatar Football Federation Representative: [enters FIFA Ethics Committee chamber] I've been asked to drop off the report post-haste.

Braun's the cheater? Jobu used goddamn voodoo to enhance his performance.

but Bills fans should remain skeptical until any new owners commit to something concrete.

But if this was a joke about Obama instead, Gwaker media would be outraged at the disrespect and with a media frenzy get the person who made the comment fired.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

No, it should be on Jezebel.

I use a similar spreadsheet, except column A is formatted YYYY.

She's fucking someone else, bro.

If this guy wanted to get really anal, he'd probably be turned down for that too.

I like this move. I bet most 3rd-7th round picks don't pan out and many probably get cut before they make enough money to make their NFL venture worth it. Keep them in school and let them get a degree; the NFL can wait.

Competitors to ESPN: Good

i am a lions season ticket holder. I ALMOST BOUGHT ONE. it war after his first season and I thought: "boy this kids got some upside! I bet he's going to do real well worth Megatron on the field and I won't look like everyone else in the stadium with an 81 on their jersey." I have never been so wrong. (Except for when…

Isn't it a little too early in the football season to be talking about how bad the Rams are?

Between Nash, Kobe and now, Carlos Boozer, the Lakers have to be considered the favorite for the 2006 NBA title.

Good for the Lakers, as they've needed another boozer since Lamar Odom left.

At least he'll finally be compared to Michael Jordan.