If he's heading upstairs, the picture is sure to change.

At least Brazil's already gotten used to seeing themselves behind 6.

Not sure comparing Finland, a homogenous nation of 5 million, to the United States is really that applicable.

They're suspiciously good at falling over on purpose.

Hernandez 6/17/13 (11:35:01 P.M.): I think I messed up bad, coach. What do I say when the media starts asking the tough questions?

Asking for advice on getting caught filming something you shouldn't have?

You can meet quota at Deadspin by reposting a letter that everyone's already read and adding a dialogue-styled narrative to it? Brilliant.

Not Bent Like Beckham

Is funny because you take girl much more attractive than most and pretend you too good for her! Implying women who don't look like supermodels are ugly is hilarious!

He went down more than Carrie Fisher at the Star Wars casting.

*because he has a low center of gravity and he doesn't flop like 99% of other soccer players.

Jordan would have scored on that final free kick.

If I weren't on a work computer, I'd post an example for you. But, yeah, let's just say there are somethings better understood taking others' word for it without experiencing them.

And see, I've always thought that Schweinsteiger was a subgenre of German porn involving lots of bdsm.

In an office somewhere in Miami, Pat Riley's trembling hand moves his mouse forward, to the font drop-down, and selects "Comic Sans"

More coming soon on this, obviously.

I don't care which is better, just please somehow remove "The Strain" advertisement.

I would've paid all the money in the world to see Bartolo Colon as the cover athlete

god this is the worst internet argument on the internet

seriously. if this is going to happen every 3-4 years, i'll start following international archery instead.