I come here to waste my time not waste your time. Sesh

yea the same way pennington rushed for all those yards and won that heisman. amrite?

Nelson & Cobb Attorneys at Law

Thats the first time a white girl got shut down by a black man

Pats and Genos both suck. Everyone knows Jims is the best.

Im usually happy with a solid 7 minute performance. amrite guys?

You missed the POOP BUTT one

yoshimitsu was so difficult but had too many moves that you couldnt not pick. The helicopter flying trick, the joust that took 15 seconds to complete, the aforementioned stomach stab, and the tree knocker or something along those lines. nostalgia.

At least he went down swinging

Did they forget to look at Genos metrics? Are postgame comments not catastophic?

miles over your head huh?

Get off my god damn lawn! Dont tell me to limit my processed cheese slabs!

Can we get one of the charts where it shows what people drink either by sales or stereotypes. What happened to RFB? I want to see the extent of Natty Bo, and Sierra Nevada color a map of the USA. Also what does Arizona drink? Tecate? I want a graph.

It has come to my knowledge that my recent ex-girlfriend had sex with Johnny Football a few weeks back, and I can't decide whether to be ecstatic or angry about it. Should I be cool with this?

The name of this team is the same as what i drop off at the office after a venti iced coffee.

How does R F B feel about Nate Silvers tweets? How do you feel about him making graphs over there and no longer here. I miss them.

The fattest?

Cowboys fans may be fair-weathered scumbags, but at least they'd recognize a Roger Staubach jersey if they saw it in public. Then again, so would the "lifelong Saints fans," since most of them cheered for the Cowboys until Katrina

Thats deep. Thumbs up.

the ole chowing mitt usually gets you a promotion