reddit has the blog system down pretty well. If kinja was dave chappelle in half baked I would "boo this man!"

Spreadsheet to prove it?

Ill just put that here

when you get a zit that hurts and is ready. That ecsasty/orgasism of popping is only topped by taking ecsasty and having an orgasism

Dude had an 8 ball logo stamped on his scotty in college and for a short while on the tour. The booger sugar rumors are plenty but where there is smoke there is typically a crack pipe....

Was expecting something else with trigger phrases like; handful of dick and balls, going down, flopping, and shot in the penis.

Very true. But its a post draft celebration more than a draft host.

More like this.

More like this.

The pitchers were rattled and visibly perturbed. Unfortunatelty as YourMomsaKinja posted there are others far more qualified.

The guy eating popcorn.

Touche

Says the guy judging a deadspin comment. SABOD Brah

Earlier this season I sat behind the bullpen for a Yanks/Sox game and heckled the red soxs backup catcher, pitching coach, and collective red sox pitchers who proceeded to get shelled. One of my prouder moments, getting them to look up and acknowledge my persistent annoyance. I think the relief gave up 3 HR and at…

Turn down for what?

FIX A MAST. GITTEN STUFF DONE

She took me below deck for forty-five minutes. I have no bodily fluids left in me.

Im not a mathematician but some how I feel like the Jankees should win this buy a landslide.

I giggled at "boobies" and then 8008135 when I saw that it meant boobies......Boobies.