And then your shitty e46 got swept away in a flood, because melting the planet has consequences.

“Tesla, turn on my wipers.”

Turned the phone horizontally?

As a long-time motorcycle/Vespa rider I have kicked a few cars mostly when they are trying to merge into/onto me. Also sometimes just cause the person has a stupid face.

You should look past the Oregonian hit piece and read the article in the Portland Tribune where they did actual investigative reporting with experts in the field