Just go ahead and stamp your forms

I’m over 6' tall, and ~270 lbs. I carpool to work with guys in the back of a Focus and an old CTS. Its tighter, but I still fit.

Being over Six foot myself, I can tell you it’s not your vertical dimension that is the problem...

One of my friends is 6'5 and 225 and he fits fine in his 3 series and his Tesla model s. I dont believe you in other words.

We’re not looking at you but the majority. When you’re in traffic and look around, every single SUV has a driver around 5 something and one driver, in a warm weather climate and nothing in the back seat.

And yet you seemed to fit very comfortably in a 2-D pane of glass with a couple other people, Zod. Get over it.

Hon-duh

You’ve just described every crossover on the planet. 

Nope. The car down the street from me has had a failed 3rd brake light for months. Actually they are down to one brake light and will no doubt complain they were singled out for harassment when the cops finally manage to ticket them. 

They’re not. The point of multiple brake lights is visibility and redundancy. Relying on one high-mounted brake light while hazards are one has no redundancy. Killing one brake light for signalling has only one redundancy. Brake lights are essential to safe operation a vehicle and this design is not optimal. With how…

Because car companies are increasingly including photo realistic digital images of their cars in the infotainment screen...?

That camo pattern works far too well. The biggest downside I see is the single exhaust which to me says ecoboost 4 banger. 

I do appreciate that you used the word “seem”.

You need to do some more research, The EPA applied a new correction factor beginning in the 2017 model year, which dropped the base C7 manual’s ratings from 17/28/21 to 16/25/19. Contrary to what your headline says, the new C8 is rated better than the outgoing C7.

went too fast too effortlessly

You spelled 17's wrong Raph. 

Everything is a crossover, now.

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.

Lol! Compares a derogatory term for coitus with white supremacy and racism. Both of those things are definitely equally destructive.