They’re drift charms, not meant for towing anything. They used to be stolen handles from subways, but now you can just buy them anywhere for a few bucks.

That’s the BMW. My GTI is nowhere near as bad either, but mine is red so maybe the bright color is hiding quite a few issues. 

Most if not all new cars have orange peel. This is a picture of a brand new BMW. My GTI came with orange peel as well.

This honestly bothers me more than I thought it would. 

2018 GTI cuz I bought one and I’m biased.

There’s a Prince Albert piercing joke somewhere in here.

Couldn’t take the heat so she runs off to her twitter safe space where she has some supporters.

But Jalops don’t buy new cars. That’s why we don’t deserve nice things.

Honda Element

That’s totally a buttplug. 

I’ve had the airbag in my 2012 Accord stolen last year. Apparently it’s extremely quick and easy to remove an airbag in Hondas due to it only being held in with 2 bolts, both of which are easily accessed from the sides.

Looks like a Civic to me.

This is some Mr. Bean type shit.

You must have not seen the mustang that flipped onto its roof.

So what you’re saying is mother nature doesn’t like them either.

Honestly, I expect nothing from Nissan anymore.

That’s one long and expensive Cunnilingus.

That rust cloud is big enough to start raining spare parts for David Tracy.

It’s not even spelled correctly either.

Too little, too late Kia dealers. I’m already on my way to pick up my 20% off 2018 GTI