Walmart.. Bestbuy.. CVS.. What are those? Didn't Amazon put them out of business?

If you build it, they will cum.

I can't imagine anyone on the Deadspin staff playing football. They may be the least fit staff in the office.

Philly has a BYOB stipclub that only checks to see if you're 18. ALSO they have a stripclub with a $5 lappy. You'll get the names when I get the gift card.

Huh, you would expect someone to get better at shooting after moving to Detroit

"Just win, baby."

Mike, we love you. Please stop eating McDonalds for Snacktaku. We want to still be reading these next year.

This made me laugh like a goddamn 10 year old.

I didn't catch that at first thanks for pointing that out.

lol Mike with Kotaco