A police car and a screaming siren
A pneumatic drill and ripped up concrete
A baby wailing and stray dog howling
The screech of brakes and lamp light blinking

I’m so tired of all my coworkers using the diaper chin mask method. 

“No” is complete sentence, and is always an option. Never be afraid to be an advocate for your own self-interests. There are definitely ways to politely but clearly communicate “no, I do not want to give you this thing that you want simply because you want it, because it is mine and it is my right to decline your…

I wonder if he finally realized that getting people to switch to a crappy middle seat was the unreasonable thing.

I’ve lost picture evidence, but I did a similar parking job some years ago, when I lived in a place with limited street parking. What’s not shown is how much space is on the other side of each car, but it’s probably more than enough to get out (well, verifiably more than enough as per OP). Anyone outraged has either…

scrolling through conservative twitter, reading all the “pro-lifers” wishing her dead

She only became upset watching the Hawaiian dancers when Kai came up. She only started caring because it involved someone she got close to.

Thing is for the most part, these characters are despicable yet the show obviously wants you to understand why they act that way in order to illicit deliberately half-hearted sympathy. It still doesn’t feel as clear cut as to why Olivia acts the way that she does with regards to Paula.

Maybe 10 - 15% of lung cancer occurs in non-smokers. They tend to be diagnosed at an earlier stage, are more likely to be eligible for less toxic, targeted therapies as opposed to chemotherapy, are more likely to benefit from just about any therapy you give them, and have fewer side effects from therapy or…

“Yes, I have lung cancer even though I’ve never smoked! The doctors are very optimistic as it is stage one and contained to my left lung.”

“why did she make that desperate, “cool”-filled pass at Kai?”

There’s no way Neil is even capable of keeping a secret from Kevin.

Blackmail is a legit “real world” way to silence him, but I wonder if it might actually be easier than that. Maybe it shifts back into sitcom mode and he gets amnesia? Or maybe being removed from the sitcom provides perspective people don’t otherwise have, and he realizes that Kevin has been treating him like garbage…

“positioned Armond firmly into active villain territory”

Douglas Adams, Dermot Morgan and Rik Mayall also come to mind.

Shouldn’t it be “Guy who wasn’t nice to Charlyne Yi”?

The early Hanks in Bachelor Party, Splash, and Volunteers basically was a Bill Murray-type character. He only adopted his noble “America’s Dad” persona after things like Forest Gump and Saving Private Ryan.

“I’ve had a rough year, dad.”

I was so scared of having a John Ritter situation.  Living in a world without Bob isn't fun.  I hope he takes it easy and recovers soon.

It takes a lot to bring together the hellsite that is Twitter, but Odenkirk did it. He needs to stick around to use that power for good!