@Ethan Allison: Yes. Try picking up your girlfriend and telling her you love her.

@Dakota James: In a real zero-g situation, men are incapable of getting and maintaining erections. Hence any actual mission to mars would be 500+ days of enforced celibacy for any dude. In this regard, there's no point in investigating some kind of sexual tension situation, one could argue.

@KamWrex: If my girlfriend and I moved in or broke up, this would be me. Cut out my family and you'd be down to a few texts per month.

@stevewoz: When is this "Sherman" character introduced?

Hear that? It's the sound of a million mothers and grandmothers forwarding your list to their children/grandchildren. What's that second sound? The kids promptly deleting it.

What if you put a handcuff key inside and had the video say "I think we should see other people"? Or if you put a cockring in it and pr0n on the screen? I think people are looking at the wrong way.

I don't think the zooming is lagging, it's jumping. If you use apple stuff, they let you pinch to zoom in/out in real time, but then there's a stupid delay while it re-renders the font size. the W7 looks like it simply jumps directly to the rendered sizes, which I kind of like the idea of better.