I always thought that having Iron Man go up against someone with actual magic rings could be cool. His tech is suddenly not good enough because he’s facing someone whose “tech” doesn’t need to follow the rules of physics.

So here it is. April 10th. I bought my ticket. Got popcorn. Sat down. Waited. And waited. And waited. After 15 minutes, they told us there was a problem getting the movie and there would be no showing. They didn’t actually have the movie. I kid you not. But I was not alone. I searched Twitter and people all over were…

I’m actually okay with all the TWD plans. The execution is another story, but even some of the worst episides are still entertaining to me in comparison to how much other crap there is on TV. I wish FEAR TWD would have stayed longer in that lead up to the Zombie apocalypse time period, as that was the most compelling…

Coogler directed Creed, right? T’Challa and Erik should have thrown a few haymakers at each other.

The CG of the last fight was bad, and probably should’ve been more practical like the waterfall fight, but I did appreciate the cheek of having the fight take place in a literal Underground Railroad.

It’s unfortunate that Killmonger is actually in so little of this movie, and spends so little of that time actually interacting with the other major characters in non-action scenes.

“...this is the origin story of Killmonger—the movie’s antagonist figure, but not quite its villain.”

More like Retch-Up amirite?

“It’s a candy necklace of a movie: sweet but chalky.”

I’m looking forward to the film adaptation about a writer struggling to write a book about the library fire, which increasingly becomes a thriller about tracking down the arsonist before he strikes again.  

You know damn well that’s inconceivable.

I’m thinking Albino.

The hard part is getting them to stop saying lines from the Black Cauldron.

go see it. it’s light on the gore, jump scares, etc. it’s violent, to be sure, but no more than a particularly brutal action movie. if anything, it’s one of the most comedy heavy horror movies that isn’t specifically about horror movies (like cabin in the woods or scream).

Spiderman and Iron Man have fans, NY was half demolished by aliens, London too, but "How is this even possible!?" except for the magic staff that can do anything. No one really questioned that and yeah poor Alex. 

They’ll acknowledge being part alien or super powered maybe isn’t really that weird considering everything else that’s happened around the MCU world.

I’ve criticised the 2016 Ghostbusters a fair bit, but I do have to say, one of the things that I did love about it was seeing the way little girls latched onto it. As a kid who grew up loving the Ghostbusters in the 1980s, that was nice to see.

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I grew up in the 80s, but in Australia, so it was a little different. We just had wave after wave of mutant insect attacks.

What about in 10 years when they move to Seattle and form a grunge band? And one of them will be in a love triangle with Wynona Ryder?