I’m still holding out for a sequel to The ‘Burbs.

a schooner IS a sailboat!

Ha ha ha HA, ha haaaaa.... you dumb bastard.

(Psst. I was making a Mallrats reference. I can’t see the Magic Eye shit either.)

It’s a schooner!

Wow, well, ok!

Never have I been so glad I forced myself to watch a show (with the possible exceptions of Stranger Things and iZombie).

waiting for him to lose his damn eye

People really just need to shut up, turn the phones off and watch a movie that they paid money to see. It’s tiresome.

And you can’t win by choosing the “right” movie either. Mainstream blockbusters have audiences full of people who can’t survive 15 seconds without checking their phones, animated stuff has little kids who need to go to the bathroom every five minutes and keep talking in their “outside voice,” and prestige movies have…

I don’t know... I am just not interested in Captain Marvel. It looks good - it’s not that the movie doesn’t look like loads of fun. And usually if you stick a superhero is any sort of period piece (IE : Sometime other than the present or future) I am a sucker for it. But as is... I only have the patience to deal with…

Don’t worry. You can spend almost a decade on this site contributing in a non troll, productive way and still be cast out. Speaking from experience. 

Can’t be worse or more overpriced than Buffalo Wild Wings, can it?

I’d see the hell out of that!

I would’ve immediately jumped up and exclaimed “KerPlunk!”

*Studio credits roll* *The Man Who Killed Don Quixote appears on screen*

I’m a fan of Dr. Thunder, mostly because he accepts all health plans, even self-pay.

Shit one of the kinjas sites ran a hit piece because Wonder Woman was promoting a protein bar and somehow that would make every girl anorexic or something. But, no problems with WW promoting Dr Pepper.  

‘Yes, Agents of SHIELD will be part of the MCU’