Sounds like you want to kick some ICE!

The AV Club has a big issue lately covering the pop culture people are actually talking about. A couple weeks ago when the entire internet was discussing the two Fyre documentaries, they had one article about them buried in the TV section (even though they’re movies). Now after everyone has been discussing YOU for a…

Look on the bright side, the murder rate should take a dip due to firearms locking up.

Make like a dinosaur and ice age!

Dennis Quaid warned us all about this in The Day After Tomorrow, but everyone ignored him!  Now, Jake Gyllenhaal is getting chased by ice wolves!  OPEN YOUR EYES!!!

Liam Neesons
That’s my shit
My shit again
Is Liam Neesons

Chin chininey, chin chininey, chin chin cher-ee

Still the best live-action iteration of Superman.

I prefer gender neutral terms.

Any show where a person wins an election by accidentally being the pro bestiality candidate and makes it all make sense is a show that deserves per-episode analysis.

Magicians doesn’t sound like my kind of show, but I agree on the last two points; at least ABC’s got Single Parents, which is pretty funny.

#OscarsSoLandbased

This. No other movie is as socially important as the Meg and its story of man against nature in a changing technological world. The movie showed how greed in the face of danger mirrors our own fight against environmental disaster and the corruption of the public officials. Maybe most important of all its a fight…

It got plenty of love in the Razzies...

Maybe next year after the outcry the academy will add “Best Giant Shark movie” to the list.

Interesting that you mention the ending not really fitting.  It’s not the original ending.  Originally, Anna Kendrick and Henry Golding end up together and Blake Lively helps Kendrick solve crimes from her prison cell.  The film ended with a marriage proposal musical number.  I guess test audiences didn’t like it so…

“The Fyre Festival Cinematic Universe”

Perfect, I’ll give you full access to the catering blimp.

I don’t have time right now, but can I slot myself in to make the documentary about your documentaries misuse of funds.  

We know when it takes place. Since it was announced they said it’s talking place after IW and Endgame. More recently, back in September Feige said about Far From Home, “What is it like to try to go back to a normal life after what happens in this movie [Infinity War]? Not to mention what happens in the next [Avengers]…