So, me have theory, and stop reading now if you not want spoiler for thing that probably not real part of show and me just made up.

In An Uninspired Legends of Tomorrow, Alfre Woodard Again Fails To Show Up Playing A Mandolin That Shoots Killer Bees When You Play It

Ava: “Man, that site has gone downhill since 2017...”

Hey Fronzel, I just want to say, thanks for being so civil with everyone who has written back to you. It’s so easy online to dig in our heels and stick to a point, even just for argument’s sake, but instead, you’ve taken all of our responses, elaborated on your original point and given ground where you see it earned.…

I think they’ve all made much more progress this season than we ever saw them make in their afterlives.... Tahani actually forgave Kamilah. Jason was shocked and appalled at the idea he would be a father like Donkey Doug. Eleanor forgave Donna/Diana for not being better for her AND didn’t blow up her spot to ruin it…

It sounds like you’re complaining about what the series has been doing since pretty much the end of S1, and is one of the things many people like about it.  https://www.avclub.com/a-brilliant-hilarious-the-good-place-blows-everything-1818968055

It’s almost like you didn’t pay attention to S1 or 2. They did the same thing at the end of every single episode: Eleanor enlists Chidi to help her avoid detection - oh wait, someone already knows, and slips her a note! This was the formula for literally every episode of this show - a big switcheroo in the last 3…

Could not disagree more. It has been great this season and burning through plot points and has had real character growth. 

Eh, I don’t know. No, wait, I do know: literally none of what you mention has occurred to me, but maybe I’m just crazy and alone in just enjoying a very funny little show about quirky people in a weird situation.

Is it hard to wake up every morning just begging to find shit to get offended about and self-victimize yourself over?

the whole episode had a very “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend” vibe about it, as if someone on the writing staff has been binging that show.

I just picture the inside of a cat’s mind going something like this:
“DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM? I’M A STONE COLD KILLER YO. HOW DARE YOU TALK BABY TALK AND ITCH MY BELLY? I DIDN’T SAY STOP, ASSHOLE”

“They tell you that when you get in trouble you find out who your real friends are,” he added in another reference to the controversy. “It’s black people, it turns out. They’ll stick by you.”

There’s so many places hiring, though; Amazon’s gearing up for Christmas in their warehouses...

There are fine animals on both sides.

Pushed by cats being soulless bastards

Purrpaganda.

“I sat next to the Syrian and he looked at me curiously. Like he was deciding if I was human, or female and if he wanted to fuck me. He went back to his phone after deciding he did not.”

Yes, this is the reverse of a joke I did yesterday. I am sorry. I never should have hired Jay Leno’s old head writer for a $69 million contract. 

This week on The Connors, Dan’s got a new flame! You’ll never guess who it is!