Scarlett Johansson

I’m really worried that she’s secretly literally some kind of hell spawn (tho this show being what it is, that doesn't mean she's irredeemably evil). 

They will cast an actual black panther, but the voice will be provided by Eddie Murphy.

Bill O’Reilly

Shuri’s still alive. It’s all you, girl.

You guessed it folks, Frank Stallone!

Rutger Hauer 

Shuri obviously.

I mean, it’s a comic book superhero movie, so it could be any or all of cloning, time travel, alternate dimensions, shapeshifters, reboot retcon, or that guy Scott Stapp from Creed.

Cedric the Entertainer.

I’m sure you’re ok with robot slavery portrayed as slapstick comedy, huh?

they’re running out of ideas... but the biggest is they backed themselves into a corner with the twist at the end of the first season and it keeps trying to live up to that. Second season was fine, but not as good. Now you can actually see them reaching for laughs. Like a stand-up comedian with a “clap” sign. 

““The Probem With A Poo,” an episode that has no idea what its moral is”

I wouldn’t be opposed to them skipping the TARDIS entirely this season if possible, it’s what I liked about the early Pertwee stories and it builds the anticipation up for when it shows up.

(red ants crawl through white chest hair) 

That must’ve been some contest.

“Movie critic” might be one of the most horrifying google image searches that is still SFW.

He was the best-looking film critic of them all.

Agreed about the TARDIS. I am worried that we may not see the TARDIS for some time, and that worries me as I love me some TARDIS.

Hear hear — had the TARDIS come back at the end, it would have been a much more tantalizing and optimistic denouement. Having everyone accidentally end up stuck in space so soon after a memorial service for a character who didn’t need to die was way too dour for a Doctor debut story. While I appreciated that this…