Oh he’s definitely only doing it for the money, but he’s still a drugged up alcoholic.

There’s a 100% chance of that. I don’t see any other explanation. 

It’s so, so much worse than this article suggests. For instance, 1) the custody battle is with his mistress. 2) Trump has chosen him for Communications Director, which is technically superior to Press Secretary. 3) He was replaced by Sean Spicer after his mistress revealed their love child.

Somewhere, our vice president is masturbating furiously. 

Why isn’t everybody calling it the batawang?

I want more Wonderfalls.

Frank Stallone.

Is it still cool to work in the Norm Macdonald “You guessed it...” joke?

That person: Scott Buck.

From the sound of it this would be direct extensions of the MCU films starring the actual characters from the movies so I’m sure they won’t be shying away from using the word Avengers. Hell, it’ll probably be called Avengers Chronicles or something like that.

And now, the most seasoned take:

The gray area this exists in now is exactly where it should stay.  Let people infer whatever they want from B&E’s living situation and relationship.  The show can claim there’s nothing implied.  The writer can say their relationship was informed by his own.  People can take whatever they do or don’t want from all…

Straight puppet, gay puppet, either way you got a hand up your backside.

Happy birthday anniversary!

It'll take more than Doritos to comfort me through all of that, but it sounds interesting.

Win-win!

I’m reading Matt Fraction’s Hawkeye right now and I would totally see a grounded yet dryly hilarious take with Jeremy Renner shooting random gadget arrows he forgot to label at gangsters in a car chase.

They are welcome to come to America and set up shop so we can finally have real Cadbury chocolate instead of the plastic shit that Hershey’s sells to us now.

Honestly? If I want to go see a movie, I avoid most news about it, and that helps.

After that though? It’s tough.

Edit - I also enjoy FilmJoy/Movies with Mikey and Cinema Wins.

Edit Edit - I particularly liked this series

I honestly wonder what expectations certain Star Wars fans have going in. The Phantom Menace, while bad in hindsight, was one of the best movie experiences I ever had.

Now, it seems people go to the movies with the idea that they’re going to make a 40 minute long Youtube video picking out all the flaws, as soon as they…