I’m reading Matt Fraction’s Hawkeye right now and I would totally see a grounded yet dryly hilarious take with Jeremy Renner shooting random gadget arrows he forgot to label at gangsters in a car chase.

They are welcome to come to America and set up shop so we can finally have real Cadbury chocolate instead of the plastic shit that Hershey’s sells to us now.

Honestly? If I want to go see a movie, I avoid most news about it, and that helps.

After that though? It’s tough.

Edit - I also enjoy FilmJoy/Movies with Mikey and Cinema Wins.

Edit Edit - I particularly liked this series

I honestly wonder what expectations certain Star Wars fans have going in. The Phantom Menace, while bad in hindsight, was one of the best movie experiences I ever had.

Now, it seems people go to the movies with the idea that they’re going to make a 40 minute long Youtube video picking out all the flaws, as soon as they…

Chewbacca looks so good because Wookies groom themselves, like cats. It’s very convenient, but you do not want to see the hair balls he leaves on the Falcon.

You know what happens to a toadlike internet troll who talks shit about Ray Park?

Typo in the headline. Union shop production quality and work ethic.

I’m with Norm, I don’t automatically trust everything women say. Or men for that matter. Or those who don’t identify as either. Or those who identify as both. Or religious people. Or atheists. Anyone really.

All true American noticed the absence of flags... I’m currently encouraging everyone who owns an AVClub to take it outside and burn it.

An alarming number of transphobic & homophobic “jokes” (I mean, one is an alarming number but this movie felt the need to constantly top itself on that count), nonconsensual romance including a kiss that deeply disturbed me, a character pretending to be deaf as a vehicle for humor, and probably more shit that I tuned…

You can mock and deride something while working against it. They’re not mutually exclusive.

And since Trump is so excessively thin-skinned, mockery is definitely a weapon that should be used as often as possible.

So, yes, I will continue to laugh at this man while protesting and making my monthly donation to the ACLU.

I assume you’re referring to Hugo Simpson. They did the most humane thing possible - chained him up in the attic and gave him a bucket of fish heads every week.

Nobody decided it was a baby picture of Lisa and that Maggie wears her hand-me-downs?

Fantastic! A deeply paranoid man who not only believes everyone is out to get him but campaigns frequently that “everyone is out to get him” in order to rile up his base just got hand delivered, through one of his favorite targets, confirmation that someone is out to get him.

Well, these guys rely on callbacks for the big whooops, and they need big whooops every 45 or 50 seconds or so. So you’re gonna get both overlaps as well as hop-ons.

and Sarah Connor Chronicles, and Avengers: EMH, and ….

I strongly bet that is what they do.  Wasn’t the first Avengers trailer at the end of Captain America?

Here’s the fun thing: he doesn’t fucking owe anyone a statement. This notion that the slavering online hordes are entitled to on-demand statements and interaction is...well, it’s certainly a take, and one that many apparently share.

I’m taking this news rather hard. Even with stiff competition from the Internet, I never thought this day would come.