“Throw me the script and I’ll throw you the release date!”

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When will we get the theme park???

The Hunchback of Notre Dame wasn’t bad. Atlantis: The Lost Empire wasn’t bad. Treasure Planet certainly wasn’t bad. Either I have a soft spot for the ‘forgotten’ Disney movies or my sense of taste is ridiculously off-kilter.

Two beings united by a common universal ancestor, sharing inherited physical and genetic traits common to all modern descendants of that ancestor, filming on a television show for money, in the twilight of their provincial U.S. stardom. Who’s to say how much they interacted? Only that the huge scandal that blotted out…

Hell, The Happening wasn’t even Shyamalan’s worst film.

Nick Cage should really appear in Luke Cage as Luke’s long-lost brother for one episode, in honor of where he got his name.

Bismuth was very upset and insecure after she was unbubbled, but Steven held her hand and made her feel better. I guess you could say he was taking care of Bismuth.

Fury isn’t the best example. Samuel L. Jackson’s likeness was licensed for the Ultimate Marvel version of Nick Fury. Not intended as a precursor to the MCU movies, it just worked out well for Mr. Jackson.

I blame all the people that accused him of playing a racist caricature. It’s one thing to say “I found Jar Jar annoying,” but calling him racist is taking things too far. The character was meant to be an alien version of Goofy and the funny way he had of talking is similar to what they did with Yoda. I’ve always felt…

I don’t know how anyone who saw Natalie Portman’s performance in the Star Wars prequels and compared it to her other work could think that the actor was the thing that ruined Jar-Jar Binks.

More and more with each episode, this show behaves as if the writers have no idea what to do with the amount of episodes they were given. The result is still good, Gilead is still one of the most horrifying distopyas ever, all technical sides are great - but it does feel wheel-spinning.

I’m not quite as frustrated with where the Waterfords are at, but that’s mostly because I’m so frustrated with how the Eden storyline was handled.

Followed by the fade-in of a question mark.

Sounds vaguely like the proverbial Canadian girlfriend who can’t come to prom.

Fuck that, I hope the piece of shit pulls an Ariel Castro. Not that he will, because he’ll never get a long sentence. He’ll get 10 years, max, and parole in 5.

When you love [killing people at] your job, you don’t work a day in your life.

Watch a salty Colin Trevorrow take the helm and make it the worst thing you've ever seen in your life.

Nah

The consistent dedication is truly something else. Can you imagine just hating your coworkers so much that you do this over 18+ years. Usually you get mad, then go to sleep and forget about it in the morning. NO,... this guy had to make them pay!