Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa.

Villains should only use those Samsung phones that exploded. Really heighten the drama.

In fairness, they seem to be fairly supportive of the BDSM community what with their Goofy/Pluto portrayal 

So this one WON’T have Baby Yoda in it?

“Hey Apu... you look like you have something to say!”

i’ve really been looking forward to this. Knowing that Jesse likes it is a big step in the right direction. 

This wasn’t on my radar before, but it is now. Thanks, Randall!

Isn’t some of the fault, though, on websites that didn’t just paint it as a “bad ad” but as a rallying point about how terribly men treat women? It was a rallying cry, and the Peloton Husband was the face of systematic abuse in all of these outrage pieces. He was an actor, but he was known as “Peloton Husband” and…

I’m going to use this as the name of my podcast. 

Wow, between Parasite and Donald Trump the “Oscars are terrible and don’t matter” Thinkpiece industry is having a bad year. 

Sure, publish this conspiracy theory but you’ll ignore MY theory that Frozen was made to normalize the existence of talking snowmen.

He lost faith in the Federation, he’s haunted by the death of his friend (we ALL thought Data was going to be okay at the end of Nemesis), and the fact that he has a disease that’s destroying his brain.

Celebrate the right way. Get stuck in a bathtub and then having all of your indiscretions discovered well after anyone can do anything about it.

I was really happy to see Captain Jack again, but honestly, couldn’t he have elaborated a little?

That’s the thing with Time Travel: you don’t know, and it is the small thing.

That’s the surprise twist in Act 3.

I’d be all for him getting named Secretary of Pizza and then shoving as many greasy slices down Orange Julius Caesar’s gullet as he possibly can. 

Aw, man, now I have to change my cult charter. 

So it’s NOT a sequel to “Hop”?

I was going to do something from Benny’s Dispatch but honestly I can’t remember any of the words but it’s an awesome song.