I haven’t been commenting much in the past few weeks, because I’ve been busy , but ... no. This season of The Good Place has been awful. I can’t anymore.

I’m mostly worried about the bad message it sends what she adopted a hyena, and that it’s going to send scores of people to the hospital..

What if it’s different for everyone and we don’t see Chidi’s until the end and it’s Eleanor?

Anyone hope that a version of God does show up on The Good Place and it’s Blake Bortles? Like... not THE Blake Bortles, but that’s the form they choose?

I really liked the Last Jedi. I thought Rian Johnson did some brave things with it. But he’s guilty of walking back some Force Awakens stuff. he literally says at one point, “Take that ridiculous thing off” about Kylo Ren’s helmet like he’s a five year old kid.

I liked the Last Jedi, I really did. But there were a lot of moments where the movie essentially it walked back a lot of things in the Force Awakens, then basically called anyone who cared about those things a nerd and unimportant.

There’s a lot to argue about regarding fan outrage, but that redesign of Sonic was a good thing. The original was nightmare fuel. 

Fair point. 

Let’s uh... let’s make the movie first. 

That’s my theory about all movies. The main character enters an opium den off screen, then dreams it up. 

i 100% fail to believe that it’s as bad as it looks, and not somehow even worse. 

Back when i was beautiful i worked for disability resources. I sat near the deaf team. That was the loudest group ever.

I saw “The Good Liar” and someone kept trying to guess the twist behind me the whole time. The real twist, of course, was that the movie wasn’t very good. 

I mean... the top could have kept spinning, really. His wedding ring was his talisman, which is a fact a lot of people overlook. No ring = no dream.

If I were Chris Nolan I would include a spinning top in the background of every movie I made from this point on. 

I like these movies in theory, but man... what a terrible theater-going experience. Expecting people to be quiet for almost two hours?

As usual, good review. A little more restrained and the unhinged “gonna post something people hate lolololo look at my edge!” that i’m seeing on Twitter right now from a lot of other critics.

That opening paragraph did not end on the name I would have ever guessed, ever, in a million years.

That doesn’t look like my brother in 7th grade when we broke that lamp playing baseball in the house and both agreed to blame the dog but then he told my mom anyway and I got grounded for a month longer than him because he sold me out.

Wait, what? They never existed? What will I find out next? The Good Place characters aren’t really dead? What about Star Wars? ARE THERE SPACE WIZARDS OR NOT?