Constance Wu must be happy. 

Can I watch in a box? Can I watch while wearing Socks? Can I watch it with a fox? Especially if that fox is Courtney Cox?

I feel conflicted when stories like this came out. Woody Allen gave Jeff Goldbum his first acting role. They’ve known each other for years. He’s asked if he’d work with him again, he qualifies it with his support of MeToo, but says he would work with someone who’s not in prison, and then we attack.... Jeff Goldblum?…

While I don’t doubt there are stories, Nicole Cliffe is someone who gained a big following and just sort of points her mob at people, then feigns innocence when they go on the attack. I’ve lost a lot of respect for her over the years.

Gotcha. Can’t believe I missed that one. Thanks!

Spoiler: It’s going to be a setback of some kind or some kind of confusion that will allow them to spin their wheels for 22 more minutes before another big reveal until the series finale. 

Did they ever explain why Simone doesn’t remember any of them, including Chidi? That part really confused me.

If you think these reboots are bad wait until you hear about the history of storytelling since the beginning of time. 

I thought like, he was in charge, auditioning for the head bitch. I’m guessing. My knowledge of prison is really just from late night movies on Cinemax from when I was a teenager. (I’m olllllllldddddd.)

Sure, I’d watch “Who wants to be the head Prison Bitch.”

Finally, the ending that George Lucas intended. 

AA gave it an A which means it’s really a... oh, shit I... I don’t know what to do here.... . A plus? A supreme?

I mean... Amos Hart wasn’t so bad. 

That’s what was great about this movie. There were hints he was truly terrible, but it was in the kind of way that abusers are able to keep themselves kind of hidden: “they’re just misunderstood, etc.” Then there’s a slow build to him being a true monster (or at least showing that he’s a true monster.)

Re: “Lobster Themed Fetish Gear.”

too soon.

I hear that he’s going to get signed by the Panthers.

John Stamos looks like someone described the original chef to someone who never saw the movie.

That’s disappointing. Dick Van Dyke’s accent set US/England relationships back to pre-Revolutionary War times. 

I’m sure they probably will.