Maybe the internet wasn’t such a good idea. 

The twist: He still doesn’t wear the jacket. THAT’s stubborness for you. 

I’d like to see the first Hunger Games where they hand a bunch of kids some knives and they wait around for them to stab each other.

Why should professional writers write negative reviews when so many wannabe writers can write negative reviews on Goodreads? Or you know, if they get enough people on Twitter to hate the writer for whichever reason this week, then it can get a bunch of one star reviews from people never read it?

Perhaps Netflix should Google “The French Revolution” before they do something “Stupid.”

And yet no one will finance my play about William Henry Harrison: “A Tight 30.” 

She’s like a god, but whats interesting to me is that she created these creatures without knowing the extent of her powers. What can she do now that she knows?

So... does this movie mean that kids can essentially create life?

Leonard Pierce did a pretty good job of reviewing things for the AV Club when he hadn’t seen them back in the day.

I wanted Tom Cruise to agree to the fight, bring his friend Henry Cavill, then try to identify the little pieces of Bieber that they leave behind. 

I’m starting to think that Goodreads might be complete trash. 

No, he’d get into a bar fight with the boyfriend of the woman who wronged him, then one of them would get cancer. This time it’s “flips coin” the woman. 

What does this mean for me and the widowed ranch owner I’m currently dating?

I thought the big mystery is why they aren’t dealing with the fallout from half the population suddenly vanishing. 

Shut your mouth!

I miss Keen Eddie.

Damnit take my star. 

Thank you!

I’m glad they got to the sequel, finally. I’m really worried the delay will cut into the live action remake. 

They’re forgetting that Dark Phoenix would also make a good movie. I’d love to see an adaptation of that one day.