This is really good news, everyone. that means whoever made the wish “I want to see all the Disney movies live action” will be able to see the folly of their ways, and use their THIRD wish to cancel it.

Jokes on you, I’m already dead.

*Badison died on the way back to her home planet.

They just need to establish a narrative reason for her to hold her cape in front of her face for the rest of the movie. Then the rest is pretty much just long shots. 

I fear this season will end with Badison ending up on the Iron Throne. 

For the love of...

Whoa, buddy. There’s a new Quentin Tarantino movie coming out? Let’s put a spoiler tag in the title and get rid of that spoilery image that shows it’s been filmed, ok?

Thanos’s snap killed John Wick’s puppy: Confirmed.

into the Badlands. 

Fact: White House Down was the better “Die Hard... in the White House” movie that year and we should be on our fifth sequel featuring totally not John McClane in a white tank Top and totally not Al but the President fighting terrorists on the moon or something.

Man, this looks good and I like George Clooney, but this review makes it out to sound pretty bad and I usually trust Erik Adams. It’s like I’m caught in some kind of... Catch 22.

I mean, last time they cast a former teenage heartthrob in a Batman movie it turned out so terribly we got **checks notes** Heath Ledger as the Joker.

This just keeps getting worse and worse. 

Wait until he finds out that they’re making a TV Show about a Rat who’s a single father to 4 teenage turtles.

What next? Puffins?

Joke’s on them. They don’t own my Kinja comments yet! That’s right, this is the last free bastion for us to PRAISE OUR WONDERFUL DISNEY OVERLORDS. I’ll never FORGET TO VISIT DISNEYWORLD AND WATCH THE WONDERFUL SHOWS ON ABC. 

We know this is a lie. He’s sitting on a replica Iron Throne, waiting for the books to end. And not the one in the show, either, no, he’s lording over everyone, typing with one hand. 

Hey, I’m not on the side of the writer who tweeted out the picture (because I hate callout culture) but I can confirm that this has happened. They handcuffed a girl who didn’t put away her candy. They were super strict about it for a number of years, to ridiculous extremes.

The title reminds me: I’d be totally down to help pay for the surgery if we want to let two eagles eat his liver every day, then heal him so we can have it happen again the next day. 

Ah, your comment is funnier than mine.