Deep Space Nine is one of my favorite TV Shows. I love that it’s getting a lot of love now. So many great episodes. 

The title reminds me: I’d be totally down to help pay for the surgery if we want to let two eagles eat his liver every day, then heal him so we can have it happen again the next day. 

Once you’ve invented transporters, do you need cars?

Don’t get me started on movie theaters. House of spoilers is what they should call it. Honestly, i don’t know why they haven’t been outlawed. 

Ah, your comment is funnier than mine. 

This may go all the way to the top. We have to warn the others.

But the jokes write themselves.

Fair enough.

I would like them to get around this by introducing the Captain’s Cape in the first act, and the actor playing him holding it in front of his face in every scene.

honestly, i don’t know what I’m looking forward to more: Quentin Tarantino’s Star Trek, or 10 years from now when the movie isn’t made and we just get like, unreleased scripts and concept art. Either would be amazing. 

I’m much more interested in how they’re addressing the fertility crisis. Not this generation, which is giving handmaids to wealthy families, but what happens the next generation? Do they take fertile women from rich families and make them handmaids? Yes, women are pretty disposable in this society, but rich women seem…

So... we’re just going to ignore that “A Dog’s Journey” is coming out the same day as “John Wick?” Everyone? Everyone? Ok then.

Just you and me my friend.

Actually this is the one thing they kept from the video game. Massive baby murderer. He couldn’t get enough of murdering babies. When he wasn’t collecting rings he would be murdering babies.

Do we know if AMC is going to do a big marathon of Wonder Woman through Wonder Woman 1,983 before this?

I’m still angry they spoiled that there was even going to BE a movie. 

I consider Men in Black 3 to be an attempt to recapture that Will Smith magic, and realizing that perhaps Will Smith would be better suited to being CGI’d and in a Guy Ritchie movie.

He plays a stormtrooper who wakes up and says, “You won’t believe the craziest dream I just had!” then recounts the plot of The Last Jedi.

Nope. He’s going to play Benedict Cumberbatch PLAYING Khan. It makes so much sense.

Sonic is a secret Cloverfield movie. This trailer confirms it.