Rarely do their resumes intersect, but based on this I’m looking for Helen Mirren’s match going into Summerslam to promote this movie.

You’re right that it doesn’t, but storytelling-wise, we mostly got him and his father, and their issues. We got a great buildup to this moment, then a line out of another movie. Had there been zero family issues until this moment, I would have 100% agreed with you. But it would be like if in Star Wars we got the…

Looking forward to next season and hopefully the AV Club coming to it’s senses in bringing back regular reviews of this. 

I already heard how it ends. The names of all of the people who made the film will scroll across the screen while music plays. 

Be nice, or he’ll cry himself to sleep on his unusually smooth and plastic pillow. 

if his accent is not scottish, ITS CRAP!

The first one was a powerful, powerful line that set the tone for the Captain America/Iron Man relationship that retroactively helped understand the characters and set the personal stakes for the rest of the Infinity Saga in a groundbreaking fashion that should be studied by storytellers for decades to come.

YES! But in the order of the movies.

Luis recapping Infinity War or GTFO.

I can see your point about the end more. That does make sense: Steve realizing Tony was right and working to make amends, but stopping Bucky from being killed.

Retcon is “Retroactive Continuity.” (You knew this, I’m just explaining my thinking.)

have you read the novel “S” by Abrams and Dorst? Check it out. 

1. Any title wasn’t going to be good enough. I like this one.

Great movie, terrible problem with the villain. Mostly Thanos, who’s supposed to be this big bad that we’re building to, and gets mostly spoken about in hushed tones or how he did these terrible things, and is immediately betrayed by Ronan.

I heard a spokesman for the middle-schoolers responded with a statement. It reads, “We’re rubber, you’re glue...”

Since so many are asking: It’s Captain America: Civil War.

i loved Ragnarock except one scene: The end where Thor’s home is destroyed and they follow it up with a joke. That should have been more emotional. 

No. It’s not one of my favorites, but it’s MCU-Bad, which means it’s still pretty good. i think it would have been improved had this been Age of Ultron, or at least lead us into it a little bit. 

Not Guardians 2, although I had some questions about the official introduction of David Hasselhoff in to the MCU. Does it mean: 1. He never made Nick Fury: Agent of Shield 2. He DID make Nick Fury: Agent of Shield and it was funded by conspiracy theorists to prove it existed or 3. He made it, and it was funded by the…

it was not Black Panther. Think more sequelly.