In fairness, they were ALWAYS going to go ballistic, and if this movie had nothing but glowing praise it would just be evidence of (FART NOISE).

The implications of the Batman move existing WITHIN the MCU would be earth-shattering. 

I’m really hoping for a Goose/Ned/Luis teamup.

Yvan eht nioj! 

Damnit, I forgot about that one. It would be awesome and we wouldn’t deserve it. 

i feel like this hurts the chances of us getting Terminal 2. Is that what they’re telling us?

That’s what robots want us to think. Have we checked John Oliver for charging ports lately?

This was a fantastic hour of television. I loved this episode, and I love this show more and more each week.

Other people are the worst. Just. The worst. Last weekend I went to the AMC Best Picture Showcase and this idiot kept texting. For 15 hours. No one in the world can like him that much.

Trolls aside, my only real issue with Captain Marvel is going to be the first time I see it, when I keep watching every explosion, every attack, every interaction with Nick Fury, waiting for him to lose his damn eye. I promised myself I wouldn’t when they announced he’d be in this, but damnit... It’s going to happen.

I’m a big fan of the idea of him not flying. i don’t want to risk it. 

“In an unstable world, one man will hold it all together with only a few, thin, sticks.”

Does anyone else feel bad for the one young executive who was at the other end of the table when the head executive said, “I’m going to point to you and you tell me a product we should make into a movie or your fired!” and then kept looking around in terror as the people before him threw out the easy ones?

I won’t believe this until I’m sitting in the theater and the movie is over. Not even when it starts. Not until it’s OVER. 

That’s why I like Mr. Pibb. No fancy degrees. Just straight cola taste. 

My apologies, I never intended to both sides this. i agree: Trolls are awful, awful people.

My only problem with this letter is that she didn’t deliver it in person, then dropped a mic and walk calmly away while the mic dropped behind her.

Yeah. Google “Young Adult Controversies” if you want to delve into some truly dystopian stuff. I’m all for being sensitive and respectful and reflecting on your writing because of it, but there are armies of people who TANK ratings if there’s a whiff of something they might not like. The high profile ones have been…

Joking aside, the “ethics” argument was my favorite because so many trolls made it with a straight face while ignoring the ethics of sending death threats to women.

They also got hit with some of this on the other side, to be honest with you. The left doesn’t tend to tank rotten tomato scores as deliberately for these movies, but I do remember the infamous Slate article that called attention to the scene where she’s lifting a tank, and her armpits are shaved.