You know what: This is a pretty good take. I like this idea.

If cartoons have taught me anything, theme parks usually fail because their owners want them to fail so they can collect the insurance, and usually dress up as ghosts to scare people off to make this happen.

That’s really the problem: Before a movie comes out people have already read about the reshoots, the supposed problems with the cast, whatever, so theyre looking for all of the problems to be the next Screenjunkies.

Exactly. It was fun. It was just fun.

Question: Is it body shaming if my only real complaint is that it constantly looks like Chewbacca has salon-quality fur despite hanging out in the world’s best flying Man-Cave for 20 years? Because really if we’re going to complain about anything, that’s what we should complain about.

Damnit. I’ve always really liked Norm Macdonald, too. Just when we needed his Burt Reynolds impersonation the most...

So nothing important, then?

From New York, it’s Saturday Night!

He’s pretty gay in all of my Professor X/Magneto slash fan fiction.

I mean... I do feel kind of bad for Norma Macdonald’s publicist right about now.

I’m burning my AA Dowd commemorative action figure.

There aren’t enough American Flags in this review. Why do you hate America, Dowd?

Thank you!

This is going to be another “Day the Clown Cried” type thing, isn’t it?

I’d like to point out that my theory that Ned from the Spider-Man movies secretly saves everyone has not been debunked by this information.

I just worry we’re mocking too much. “Ha-ha, he count pronounce anonymous” while he creates a denaturalization task force and ignores rules to reunite families.

I couldn’t sleep so I opened Twitter and the first thing I saw was “Sierra Burgess is problematic as fuck” with no follow up. i didn’t think there were any controversies around this one. What did I miss?

If you all get a chance, listen to the podcast, “Behind the Bastards” if only the episode regarding the non-Nazis that helped Hitler rise to power. The ending makes a very good point.

I mean... the Meg came out this year. There’s no point in even holding the Oscars since we know that one is winning all of them.

That’s not true. I’m sure many of them got hard during “Sicaro 2" and any time one of those pretty blonde ladies says something terrible about Obama.