This is great news, but I really want to offer props to all the media outlets that have avoided saying how happy they were that Patrick Stewart and CBS found a way to make it so.

I saw him recite the end speech from Othello and the goosebumps it gave me have not gone away in 6 years.

Once I typed that out I realized that yeah, that’s pretty much the case, then I got scared.

If he’s not inaugurated wearing the mask and making the corners of the capitol shoot up in flames I demand a recount.

If you really wanted this article to be accurate, you would have done five episodes today and five episodes at some random point within the next three weeks.

How does he feel about McKinley?

He’s coming back for one simple reason: Chloe was the only one who accused him of anything.

What is a resignation I will not be accepting, Alex?

I’d go so far as to argue that lumping Ansari in with the Weinsteins and the CKs as a problem. He was a jerk, and he should be called out, and we DO need to have a very real, very frank conversation about consent and sex. Ansari could have been the face for this conversation.

You know what, I’m on board for this. Fraiser was typically funny. I just hope they get what made the show work, which was him as part of an ensemble.

You mean the reality that FOX news is currently reporting from?

Maybe this is why Fred Rogers is so great. He could have had a lot of power, honestly. He could have merchandised the show more, he could have made people pay for reruns, he could have even run for office. But he didn’t. He took what little power he did have and channeled it into making a better world.

These people can kiss the fattest part of my ass. Mr. Rogers was the closest thing we have had to an actual, living Saint in our lifetime.

I really can’t wait for this movie, especially the fact that Nicolas Cage is Superman.

I don’t hate the show, I just hated that time period a few years ago when they wouldn’t. Stop. Playing. It. Regular show ending? Let’s sandwich it in between a 12 hour Teen Titans Go marathon.

Sooooo... I’m the world’s biggest DC Apologist. But even i was skeptical of the Shazam movie. From the quick filming, to the late casting, to the so/so pictures of the costume. But after the trailer... I’d really like them to release this movie now, please. It’s looks like a lot of fun.

Hopefully this frees up Posobiec and Cernovich so they can spend more time harassing the relatives of murder victims with fake conspiracy theories.

I, for one, welcome our new sky-lords, and I remind them that they’ll need sarcastic internet commenters with encyclopedic knowledge of all things Superman to write their new history books.

Countertheory: it’s transporting invisible assassins back and forth.

The Big Lebowski. I want to go out to “The Dude Abides.”