You mean the reality that FOX news is currently reporting from?

Maybe this is why Fred Rogers is so great. He could have had a lot of power, honestly. He could have merchandised the show more, he could have made people pay for reruns, he could have even run for office. But he didn’t. He took what little power he did have and channeled it into making a better world.

These people can kiss the fattest part of my ass. Mr. Rogers was the closest thing we have had to an actual, living Saint in our lifetime.

I really can’t wait for this movie, especially the fact that Nicolas Cage is Superman.

I don’t hate the show, I just hated that time period a few years ago when they wouldn’t. Stop. Playing. It. Regular show ending? Let’s sandwich it in between a 12 hour Teen Titans Go marathon.

Sooooo... I’m the world’s biggest DC Apologist. But even i was skeptical of the Shazam movie. From the quick filming, to the late casting, to the so/so pictures of the costume. But after the trailer... I’d really like them to release this movie now, please. It’s looks like a lot of fun.

Hopefully this frees up Posobiec and Cernovich so they can spend more time harassing the relatives of murder victims with fake conspiracy theories.

I, for one, welcome our new sky-lords, and I remind them that they’ll need sarcastic internet commenters with encyclopedic knowledge of all things Superman to write their new history books.

Countertheory: it’s transporting invisible assassins back and forth.

The Big Lebowski. I want to go out to “The Dude Abides.”

Probably a lot like Soylent Green.

Did you order from that one place? Yeah, they always cut corners on their olives.

His appearance in Luke Cage made me more hopeful for Season 2, even if I feel that Season 1 doesn’t deserve it’s terrible reputation. It’s not great, but it’s not as bad as people say.

I didn’t hate it, but I wish they didn’t try a hard reboot and instead just did a continuation.

Question: Do i still have to own my soul for this to be effective?

Does this mean we’re going to have to boycott Toy Story 4? Because I’ll fight in the revolution, but I’m not boycotting a Toy Story movie.

Probably. I was too busy making fun of that old man telling us that we’d be forever doomed if we opened it. What does he know with his “mysterious tattoos” and “ancient texts.”

The trailer was good, but I didn’t like the bit where she teamed up with the 2016 Ghostbusters and the new She Ra to hunt down and destroy childhood memories. What was up with that?

“The sarcophagus has been opened, but we have not been hit by a curse.”

He’s busy coasting off his fat “Tag” paycheck.