You’re right, it was the low point of the franchise. But two out of three isn’t that bad.

Robocop was a great movie. I’m glad they only came out with the one movie and then let it sit until now so they can try to make another one.

Nice try. I’m still not going to believe it’s coming out until the second or third episode.

Well, now I have the slogan for my The Takeout Themed brand of Ball gags.

Starts great with a boring finish.

It’s almost as if not everything can be a marketing bonanza.

I’ve loved this website since it was just updated once a week and could only be accessed through The Onion. I remember the Monday inventories as being one of the only things that got me out of bed on that day when I had my worst depression.

Around January 2021 if we’re not careful.

I really miss Crystal Pepsi

I JUST got my tattoo fixed to say IHOB. They won’t change it again, people.

It’s about merchandising! Handmaid’s Tale the Wine! Handmaid’s Tale the Lingerie! Handmaid’s Tale the Video Game! Handmaid’s Tale the Flamethrower! (The kids love these.)

Unrelated: The AV Club is changing it’s grade for Kong: Skull Island to an “A” and you can just assume that his Metal Gear Solid will be an “A” as well.

I’m disappointed you went with “whipped” instead of “thrown back like a fridge caught in a nuclear blast.”

if it stops my wife’s cat from peeing on my shoes, I’m for this plan.

I forgot about Atlantis. In a more just world, that movie would be better remembered. It was weird at a time when weird was a real risk.

Treasure Planet was a good movie. At least, it doesn’t deserve it’s crappy reputation.

So she’s going to have feet in the final season. Interesting...

The correct phrase is “Workplace proximity associate.”

Oddly, it’s the most rewatchable.

That was my only problem with the Last Jedi... it subverted every expectation and challenged the viewer until the end. Then Luke took down the First Order with a “laser sword” while Chewbaca and the Falcon destroyed all the tie fighters. it was a little messy there. But I still loved the movie.